Meets the parents "Your Mom's a MILF"

Meets the parents

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Fakes orgasms Who does that??

Fakes orgasms Who does that??

Meets the parents "Your Mom's a MILF"

Meets the parents

"Dinner and a movie?" Domino's and my roommate's Netflix account

"Boyfriend?" "Not until the third blowjob"

Girlfriend cries herself to sleep... She's annoying, doesn't care

Girlfriend cries herself to sleep... She's annoying, doesn't care

Your birthday, huh? Starbucks card

Your birthday, huh? Starbucks card

Valentines day? "I don't believe in our capitalist, consumer driven culture." Has Ipod, Ipad, Iphone, and Mac

Valentines day?

Your birthday, huh? regift starbucks card

Your birthday, huh? regift  starbucks card

Acts like a douche bag "babe, you're pms-ing right now"

Acts like a douche bag

"Valentine's Day is a sham - I don't need a day to tell me when to buy flowers." Never buys flowers.

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