When I eat, it is the food that is scared

When I eat, it is the food that is scared - When I eat, it is the food that is scared  Ron Swanson Meal

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You may have thought you heard me say we use a lot of semicolons but what I said was: We use all the semicolons

You may have thought you heard me say we use a lot of semicolons but what I said was: We use all the semicolons

Bacon gone i hate everything

Bacon gone i hate everything

When I eat, it is the food that is scared

When I eat, it is the food that is scared

I keep a sizable supply of ground chuck in my desk Remove it or it will begin to smell.

I keep a sizable supply of ground chuck in my desk Remove it or it will begin to smell.

that porterhouse was delicious who's up for some after dinner omelets

that porterhouse was delicious who's up for some after dinner omelets

TAXES are like the govt taking 40% of your lunch

TAXES are like the govt taking 40% of your lunch

What's it like.. to stare into the eye of satan's butthole

What's it like.. to stare into the eye of 
satan's butthole

What happened to the steaks left inside??????

What happened to the steaks left inside??????

Fish protein might as well be vegetables

Fish protein might as well be vegetables

You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
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