I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol is the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub: it's the only reason you're here too.

I've been drinking since before you were born. 

 So if alcohol is the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub: it's the only reason you're here too. - I've been drinking since before you were born. 

 So if alcohol is the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub: it's the only reason you're here too.  Resentful Mother FIXED

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