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"Frankly, no one wants to see a skinny guy tell jokes. Actually, it takes a lot of work to maintain this physique. Knowing that it brings people joy is really what keeps me going. Entertainment is a small price to pay." - March 16th 1993

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Here's a quarter... Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face

Here's a quarter... Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face

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"Frankly, no one wants to see a skinny guy tell jokes. Actually, it takes a lot of work to maintain this physique. Knowing that it brings people joy is really what keeps me going. Entertainment is a small price to pay." - March 16th 1993

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That moment you realize... ...that there are eligible voters who were born after I died.

That moment you realize... ...that there are eligible voters who were born after I died.

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may the schwartz be with you

may the schwartz be with you

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