I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl. - I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.  Asian Pick-up Artist

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I don't mean to be a third derivative But that asymptote of yours looks very functional

I don't mean to be a third derivative  But that asymptote of yours looks very functional

Baby, I wish I were sinx squared and you were cosx squared, so that together we could be 1.

Baby, I wish I were sinx squared and you were cosx squared, so that together we could be 1.

Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.

Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

I don't mean to be a third derivative But that asymptote of yours looks very funtional

I don't mean to be a third derivative  But that asymptote of yours looks very funtional

If this card trick doesn't work I will just blame it on you

If this card trick doesn't work I will just blame it on you

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function, because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2, so that the slope is actually increasing.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function, because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2, so that the slope is actually increasing.

Guurl, I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Guurl, I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.
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