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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it. - Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it. Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
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When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35 he roundhouse kicked the store so hard he broke his foot and fractured his tibia

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35 he roundhouse kicked the store so hard he broke his foot and fractured his tibia
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Doesn't understand the point of america Tries to force his religion on everyone

Doesn't understand the point of america Tries to force his religion on everyone
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.
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Got bitten by King Cobra.. 5 Agonizing days later, Snake dies

Got bitten by King Cobra.. 5 Agonizing days later, Snake dies
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My Real Name Is Hillary Dupree

My Real Name Is Hillary Dupree
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Chuck Norris Once Went Head To Head With A Bottle Of Miller Lite 5 Hours Later The Paramedics Finally Managed To Revive Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Once Went Head To Head With A Bottle Of Miller Lite 5 Hours Later The Paramedics Finally Managed To Revive Chuck Norris
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Chuck norris had never ridden a horse... as hard as he's ridden a cock

Chuck norris had never ridden a horse... as hard as he's ridden a cock
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on the third day God said, “Let there be light." Because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark.

on the third day God said, “Let there be light.
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Ray Charles once looked at Chuck Norris decided he’d rather be blind

Ray Charles once looked at Chuck Norris decided he’d rather be blind
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turned down the Tom Hanks' role in Philadelphia said, “It hits too close to homo... I mean home."

turned down the Tom Hanks' role in Philadelphia said, “It hits too close to homo... I mean home.
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