Why is the floor wet Todd? Because they bought water for $2.99

Why is the floor wet Todd? Because they bought water for $2.99 - Why is the floor wet Todd? Because they bought water for $2.99  Christmas Vacation

188 shares

Why is the floor wet Todd? I don't know... Margo

Why is the floor wet Todd? I don't know... Margo

Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry. Mary: That's my name. Clark: No shit.

Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.
 
Mary: That's my name.
 Clark: No shit.

Why is the carpet wet Todd? I don't know Margo!

Why is the carpet wet Todd? I don't know Margo!

Hey Griswold, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Bend over and I'll show you!

Hey Griswold, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Bend over and I'll show you!

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

 Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Worst Super Bowl Vacation Ever!

Worst Super Bowl
Vacation Ever!

Why is the floor wet Todd? Because they bought water for $2.99

Why is the floor wet Todd? Because they bought water for $2.99

"Dad this tree won't fit in our backyard." "It's not going in the yard, Russ. It's going in the living room."

Oh look... ...the shitter's full.

Oh look... ...the shitter's full.
Like us for More!

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?