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Jealous of my timeline right now, Ladies? Well, my timeline shows you were jealous of it in the past, too.

Jealous of my timeline right now, Ladies? Well, my timeline shows you were jealous of it in the past, too. - Jealous of my timeline right now, Ladies? Well, my timeline shows you were jealous of it in the past, too. Pickup Lines Computer Scientist

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function woo (me, you) { me.sendFlowers(you); me.sendlovenote(you); if (date(me, you) == true) { return hotlove; } else { return woo(me, you); } }

function woo (me, you)
{
me.sendFlowers(you);
me.sendlovenote(you);

if (date(me, you) == true)
{
return hotlove;
}
else
{
return woo(me, you);
}
}

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function pickup (me, you) { If ((You + Me) == love) { return sexyTime; } else { pickup(me, you) } }

function pickup (me, you)
{
If ((You + Me) == love)
{
return sexyTime;
}
else
{
pickup(me, you)
}
}

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Jealous of my timeline right now, Ladies? Well, my timeline shows you were jealous of it in the past, too.

Jealous of my timeline right now, Ladies? Well, my timeline shows you were jealous of it in the past, too.

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Hellraizer87's home networking set up the only way to go to have an orgy

Hellraizer87's home networking set up
the only way to go
to have an orgy

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Hey girl, You had me at "hello world" ;)

Hey girl, You had me at

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