Would I blow everyone's mind... if I ate dessert first?

Would I blow everyone's mind... if I ate dessert first? - Would I blow everyone's mind... if I ate dessert first?  Maurice Moss

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so... did you see that ludicrous display last night?

so... did you see that ludicrous display last night?

working on the phone with a british guy Really want to ask him if he's turned it off and on again

working on the phone with a british guy Really want to ask him if he's turned it off and on again

Would I blow everyone's mind... if I ate dessert first?

Would I blow everyone's mind... if I ate dessert first?

Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

Tapas

 Tapas

"I like your glasses" I'm afraid they're not for sale

I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.

I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.

Oh, Four! I mean Five! I mean FIRE!!!

Oh, Four! I mean Five! I mean FIRE!!!

I can't go to jail, Roy! They'll rape the flip out of me!

I can't go to jail, Roy!  They'll rape the flip out of me!

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Did you see   that ludicrous display last night?
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