Spider, you're a fuckin mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that? Perhaps you should consider a speech therapy course

Spider, you're a fuckin mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?  Perhaps you should consider a speech therapy course - Spider, you're a fuckin mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?  Perhaps you should consider a speech therapy course  New Goodfellas dialogue

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And then there was Jimmy Two Times, who had Asperger's syndrome.

And then there was Jimmy Two Times, who had Asperger's syndrome.

Spider, you're a fuckin mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that? Perhaps you should consider a speech therapy course

Spider, you're a fuckin mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?  Perhaps you should consider a speech therapy course

One guy buys a mink coat another guy buys a new car. Are you guys trying to sabotage yourselves on some subconscious level or something?

One guy buys a mink coat another guy buys a new car.  Are you guys trying to sabotage yourselves on some subconscious level or something?

"Go get your shine box." "No, Billy and stop trying to marginalize me in this bar by bringing up my past jobs."

Never rat on your friends And always keep your mouth shut

Never rat on your friends And always keep your mouth shut

"get your shine box" "Oh, I'm sorry Billy is that hilarious, a young kid doing an honest days labor shining shoes?"

"do you think Maury tells his wife everything?" That's when I knew Jimmy was not minding his own business and focusing on his own marriage.

You know who goes to Jail, Karen? The victims of Social injustice, that's who.

You know who goes to Jail, Karen? The victims of Social injustice, that's who.

that joke isn't funny in Italian either, you stole it from Reader's Digest, stop condescending to my friends.

 that joke isn't funny in Italian either, you stole it from Reader's Digest, stop condescending to my friends.

Hey Spider, sorry I shot you in the foot; you should watch your mouth though. I may have to wash it with soap next time.

Hey Spider,  sorry I shot you in the foot; you should watch your mouth though. I may have to wash it with soap next time.
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