"our salad is great for weight loss!" 2000 calorie dressing.

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Spend $300 and gains 20 pounds Is rewarded with an egg mcmuffin

Spend $300 and gains 20 pounds Is rewarded with an egg mcmuffin

Makes shitty salad Only gives you a knife too lazy to make fork from paper clips

Makes shitty salad Only gives you a knife too lazy to make fork from paper clips

pony toys in display case. ponies on happy meal box... strawberry shortcake toy in box.

pony toys in display case. ponies on happy meal box... strawberry shortcake toy in box.

"kid friendly play place" Child gets hepatitis from ball pit

employee drops burger on floor 5 second rule.

employee drops burger on floor 5 second rule.

MAkes you pay for sauces Doesn't put them in the bag

MAkes you pay for sauces Doesn't put them in the bag

Scumbag McDonalds: Ask for extra pickles, get two. Ask for no pickles, get four.

Scumbag McDonalds: 
      Ask for extra pickles, get two. Ask for no pickles, get four.

tastes awesome and is dirt cheap kills you

tastes awesome and is dirt cheap kills you

"our salad is great for weight loss!" 2000 calorie dressing.

"petting stray pitbulls is risky!" #1 cause of obesity in America

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