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Why don't you and me sneak off to phoenix To visit your momma

Why don't you and me sneak off to phoenix To visit your momma - Why don't you and me sneak off to phoenix To visit your momma Totally Platonic Cody
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Lets get naked burritos at Chipotle, they have fewer carbs

Lets get naked burritos at Chipotle, they have fewer carbs
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Those look like yugoslavian hands

Those look like yugoslavian hands
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You are hot from wearing that tux I bet, there is a little sweat there on your brow. Let me get that.

You are hot from wearing that tux I bet, there is a little sweat there on your brow. Let me get that.
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Tonight... You wanna grab a bite to eat with the wives?

Tonight... You wanna grab a bite to eat with the wives?
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Do the eye roll C'mon do the eye roll

Do the eye roll C'mon do the eye roll
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I've never noticed this, but You have gorgeous eyes

I've never noticed this, but You have gorgeous eyes
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I can't be without you tonight It's a 2 on 2 game and I don't have a replacement

I can't be without you tonight It's a 2 on 2 game and I don't have a replacement
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Why don't you and me sneak off to phoenix To visit your momma

Why don't you and me sneak off to phoenix To visit your momma
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I need you to move your car I'm blocked in

I need you to move your car I'm blocked in
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IN MY PANTS I HAVE A BREATH MINT for you

IN MY PANTS I HAVE A BREATH MINT for you
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