When I said your closet was the new poop deck I was not speaking metaphorically

When I said your closet was the new poop deck I was not speaking metaphorically - When I said your closet was the new poop deck I was not speaking metaphorically  Inappropriate Sexual Innuendo Dog That Talks and Dresses Like a Pirate

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Ay, she be a whale but the hour be late and her blowhole be wet

Ay, she be a whale but the hour be late
and her blowhole be wet

Ramming speed matees That's the finest booty on seven seas

Ramming speed matees That's the finest booty on seven seas

swab the poop deck then sniff the mop

swab the poop deck then sniff the mop

When I said your closet was the new poop deck I was not speaking metaphorically

When I said your closet was the new poop deck I was not speaking metaphorically

maneuver stern over face Drop anchor

maneuver stern over face Drop anchor

I likes me bitches mouthes like I likes me sails. Catching wind

I likes me bitches mouthes like I likes me sails. Catching wind

ay Cap'n from her booby hatch down to the poop deck she be fine 'twas the topside that made me mast run aground

ay Cap'n from her booby hatch down to the poop deck she be fine 'twas the topside that made me mast run aground

Shiver me timbers! Me man-o-war stands ready to pillage yonder crow's nest

Shiver me timbers! Me man-o-war stands ready to pillage yonder crow's nest

maneuver stern over tits Drop anchor

maneuver stern over tits Drop anchor

Show us your booty And prepare to be boarded

Show us your booty And prepare to be boarded
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