drunk baby

i'm just sayin, buddy i took a piss on her face, and she laughed about it

i'm just sayin, buddy i took a piss on her face, and she laughed about it  drunk baby

Ba Ga ga Goo Goo Sorry, meant to say Banged Gaga's nude cooch

Ba Ga ga Goo Goo Sorry, meant to say Banged Gaga's nude cooch    drunk baby

And then I says to her, I says, Do a handstand bitch.

And then I says to her, I says, Do a handstand bitch.   drunk baby

No officer, I can't recite the alphabet backwards i might when i learn to recite it Forward!

No officer, I can't recite the alphabet backwards i might when i learn to recite it Forward!  drunk baby

and she said your stupid for swimming where you grew up. i said go kill yourself

and she said your stupid for swimming where you grew up. i said go kill yourself  drunk baby

SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.

SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.  drunk baby

so this guy -wearing a beanie even smaller than mine- holds me down, takes off my pants, and pulls out this weird-lookin' knife... i passed out at that point, but when i woke up - i shit you not - half my dick was missing and my parents were throwing a pa

so this guy -wearing a beanie even smaller than mine-
holds me down, takes off my pants, and pulls out this weird-lookin' knife... i passed out at that point, but when i woke up - i shit you not - half my dick was missing and my parents were throwing a pa  drunk baby

I hit the bottle until I puked on somebody and passed out Then I woke up four hours later and did it again!

I hit the bottle until I puked on somebody and passed out Then I woke up four hours later and did it again!  drunk baby

YEAH . . . Cool Story Bro

YEAH . . . Cool Story Bro  drunk baby

im a retarded baby cuz zuzana got shitfaced at the company party

im a retarded baby cuz zuzana got shitfaced at the company party   drunk baby
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