drunk baby

Beer, not scissors I love germany

Beer, not scissors I love germany   drunk baby

i sent that bitch a smiley face bitches love smiley faces

i sent that bitch a smiley face bitches love smiley faces  drunk baby

They say childbirth is one of the most painful things someone can experience in their life Well i didnt feel nothin'

They say childbirth is one of the most painful things someone can experience in their life Well i didnt feel nothin'  drunk baby

i shit you not the airplane was headed straight for my mouth

i shit you not the airplane was headed straight for my mouth   drunk baby

Then he said "Pull my finger" and you will guess what happened next... never

Then he said

I'm about to die from alcohol poisoning.

I'm about to die from alcohol poisoning.  drunk baby

Teletubbies... ...I totally fucking get it now

Teletubbies...

 ...I totally fucking get it now   drunk baby

I shit you not That eagle picked me up right off the ground

I shit you not  That eagle picked me up right off the ground  drunk baby

Why am I driving, officer? Because I can't walk

Why am I driving, officer? Because I can't walk   drunk baby

I asked for milk not whisky but i wont mind if you let me suck the whisky off of you

I asked for milk not whisky but i wont mind if you let me suck the whisky off of you  drunk baby
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