quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

I asked for milk not whisky but i wont mind if you let me suck the whisky off of you

I asked for milk not whisky but i wont mind if you let me suck the whisky off of you - I asked for milk not whisky but i wont mind if you let me suck the whisky off of you drunk baby
add your own caption

701 shares

And then I says to her, I says, No, I got nose. YOUR

And then I says to her, I says, No, I got nose. YOUR
add your own caption

682,647 shares

AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS FUCKING JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE... EAGLE

AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS FUCKING JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE... EAGLE
add your own caption

613,599 shares

SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.

SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.
add your own caption

564,935 shares

not only did i suck on her tits in front of her husband she literally wiped my ass after

not only did i suck on her tits in front of her husband she literally wiped my ass after
add your own caption

370,562 shares

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth
add your own caption

345,038 shares

this one time, I got circumcised... I couldn't walk for two years!

this one time, I got circumcised... I couldn't walk for two years!
add your own caption

334,530 shares

so i'm walking home piss drunk and i think to myself "When did i learn to walk?"

so i'm walking home piss drunk and i think to myself
add your own caption

330,643 shares

I'm just, i'm just sayin That bitch, Dora. I'd explore it.

I'm just, i'm just sayin That bitch, Dora. I'd explore it.
add your own caption

267,459 shares

so then i said "no, this little piggys going to the bar

so then i said
add your own caption

221,545 shares

Okay, but just one more beer I have to be up at 3 A.M. tomorrow to wake my parents up

Okay, but just one more beer I have to be up at 3 A.M. tomorrow to wake my parents up
add your own caption

219,200 shares

Like us for More!

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?