drunk baby

So i'll get that bitch a drink bitches love drinks!

So i'll get that bitch a drink bitches love drinks!  drunk baby

so i was butt naked; having my arse wiped when i pissed in her face

so i was butt naked; having my arse wiped when i pissed in her face  drunk baby

All jokes aside Dad, youve had your turn why do you keep SUCKING on moms Tits?

All jokes aside Dad, youve had your turn why do you keep SUCKING on moms Tits?   drunk baby

And I shit you not The bitch tries to put a train in my mouth!

And I shit you not The bitch tries to put a train in my mouth!  drunk baby

And then I says to her, I says, Lets Get Weird

And then I says to her, I says, Lets Get Weird   drunk baby

So this baby godfather comes up to me acting all gangster like so I says 'guess who sucked your mothers titties last night?' and he starts crying

So this baby godfather comes up to me acting all gangster like so I says 'guess who sucked your mothers titties last night?' and he starts crying   drunk baby

so then my dad got drunk and swapped the bottles

so then my dad got drunk and swapped the bottles  drunk baby

Nice tits, baby. You know I've got a soft spot for those.

Nice tits, baby. You know I've got a soft spot for those.  drunk baby

And so this guy just pulls off his thumb! Its fucking incredible!

And so this guy just pulls off his thumb! Its fucking incredible!  drunk baby

He asked me to recite the alphabet backwards I said as soon as you teach it to me Officer

He asked me to recite the alphabet backwards I said as soon as you teach it to me Officer   drunk baby
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