All jokes aside Dad, youve had your turn why do you keep SUCKING on moms Tits?

All jokes aside Dad, youve had your turn why do you keep SUCKING on moms Tits?  - All jokes aside Dad, youve had your turn why do you keep SUCKING on moms Tits?   drunk baby

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And then I says to her, I says, No, I got nose. YOUR

And then I says to her, I says, No, I got                nose. YOUR

AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS FUCKING JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE... EAGLE

AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS FUCKING                              JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE... EAGLE

SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.

SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.

not only did i suck on her tits in front of her husband she literally wiped my ass after

not only did i suck on her tits in front of her husband she literally wiped my ass after

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth

this one time, I got circumcised... I couldn't walk for two years!

this one time, I got circumcised... I couldn't walk for two years!

so i'm walking home piss drunk and i think to myself "When did i learn to walk?"

so i'm walking home piss drunk and i think to myself

I'm just, i'm just sayin That bitch, Dora. I'd explore it.

I'm just, i'm just sayin That bitch, Dora. I'd explore it.

so then i said "no, this little piggys going to the bar

so then i said

Okay, but just one more beer I have to be up at 3 A.M. tomorrow to wake my parents up

Okay, but just one more beer I have to be up at 3 A.M. tomorrow to wake my parents up
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