The Least Interesting Man in the World

I don't always speak in monotone Just kidding

I don't always speak in monotone  Just kidding  The Least Interesting Man in the World

I don't always organize my sock drawer for fun oh wait yes i do

I don't always organize my sock drawer for fun oh wait yes i do  The Least Interesting Man in the World

i don't always ban commenters but when i do, i call them rapist misogynistic poopyheads

i don't always ban commenters but when i do, i call them rapist misogynistic poopyheads  The Least Interesting Man in the World

I don't always organize my ties by color Sometimes I organize them by pattern

I don't always organize my ties by color Sometimes I organize them by pattern  The Least Interesting Man in the World

I don't always hire illegals to trim my hedges but when I do, i provide them with safety scissors

I don't always hire illegals to trim my hedges but when I do, i provide them with safety scissors  The Least Interesting Man in the World

i don't always dance but when i do it's the electric slide

i don't always dance  but when i do it's the electric slide   The Least Interesting Man in the World

He once said corporations were people because compared to him they are

He once said corporations were people because compared to him they are  The Least Interesting Man in the World

When ambien can't sleep it takes him

When ambien can't sleep  it takes him  The Least Interesting Man in the World

i don't always get off the couch But when I do, it's because I need to piss.

i don't always get off the couch But when I do, it's because I need to piss.  The Least Interesting Man in the World

I don't always vote but when I do I vote for the guy Fox News tells me to vote for

I don't always vote but when I do  I vote for the guy Fox News tells me to vote for  The Least Interesting Man in the World
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