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So I was like afraid of the dark as any kid And then my dad said "I got this son,lights on!"

So I was like afraid of the dark as any kid And then my dad said
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So this guy is trying to crucify me, and i'm like bro, Do you even lift?

So this guy is trying to crucify me, and i'm like bro, Do you even lift? Story Time Jesus
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Do atheists believe jesus existed?

Do atheists believe jesus existed? Story Time Jesus
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Suffer little children and forbid them not to come unto me Unless you are hands on Children's Museum of Jacksonville FL. In that case Charge them an extra $10 if the adults in the household are not a mom and a dad

Suffer little children and forbid them not to come unto me Unless you are hands on Children's Museum of Jacksonville FL. In that case Charge them an extra $10 if the adults in the household are not a mom and a dad Story Time Jesus
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So my dad was all "let there be light yo!" and there totally was!

So my dad was all
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Mi madre me dijo que mi padre era Jose Y yo asi de, que pedo? No pues que fui obra del espiritu santo?

Mi madre me dijo que mi padre era Jose Y yo asi de, que pedo? No pues que fui obra del espiritu santo? Story Time Jesus
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Forgive them, father they don't know who the f i is

Forgive them, father they don't know who the f i is Story Time Jesus
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So I was like playing alone while other kids played together They never wanted me to play my-dad-beats-yours with them

So I was like playing alone while other kids played together They never wanted me to play my-dad-beats-yours with them Story Time Jesus
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So my dad was like, "Seriously guys, don't eat the fruit." And the first thing that girl does is eat it. So thats basically why i'm here

So my dad was like,
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so then i'm walking around on the water and one of my homies in the boat gets all excited and wants to do it too and im all like "yeah bro, c'mon. Just, like, look at me and believe or something." we all laughed really hard when he fell in

so then i'm walking around on the water and one of my homies in the boat gets all excited and wants to do it too and im all like
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