Skyrim City Guard

I used to be an adventurer like you Then I took a sweetroll to to the knee

I used to be an adventurer like you Then I took a sweetroll to to the knee  Skyrim City Guard

Stop Right there criminal scum

Stop Right there criminal scum   Skyrim City Guard

Arrows are too mainstream I stepped on lego

Arrows are too mainstream I stepped on lego  Skyrim City Guard

No one escapes cidhna mine unless you take the path that leads out of cidhna mine

No one escapes cidhna mine unless you take the path that leads out of cidhna mine  Skyrim City Guard

If you'r having adventuring problems i feel bad for you son i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

If you'r having adventuring problems i feel bad for you son i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one  Skyrim City Guard

i used to be a friend like you But then I took an arrow in the knee...

i used to be a friend like you But then I took an arrow in the knee...  Skyrim City Guard

Arrow to the knee As Getting married is actually a lie. It is a joke on the fact the bethesda got rid of greaves from Oblivion to Skyrim.

Arrow to the knee As Getting married is actually a lie. 
It is a joke on the fact the bethesda got rid of greaves from Oblivion to Skyrim.  Skyrim City Guard

i used to believe zeno's paradoxes but then i took an arrow to the knee

i used to believe zeno's paradoxes but then i took an arrow to the knee  Skyrim City Guard
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