Sexually Oblivious Rhino

I've heard of a thriller but what's a shocker?

I've heard of a thriller but what's a shocker?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

booty call? when did you butt dial me?

booty call? when did you butt dial me?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Beat my meat? I suppose I should tenderize the steak before grilling it!

Beat my meat? I suppose I should tenderize the steak before grilling it!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

SPLITS TROUSERS DANCING WITH HOT GIRL AT WEDDING. SHE OFFERS TO COME UP TO ROOM TO "HELP CHANG" NO, I CAN CHANGE MY OWN TROUSERS

SPLITS TROUSERS DANCING WITH HOT GIRL AT WEDDING.  SHE OFFERS TO COME UP TO ROOM TO

describes self as "big-boned" in Grindr profile "Wow, there sure are a lot of chubby chasers in my area!"

describes self as

You're horny? I happen to have two of them myself!

You're horny? I happen to have two of them myself!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

If I show you mine, you'll show me yours? What exactly are you talking about?

If I show you mine,
you'll show me yours? What exactly are you talking about?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You want me to come over and give you a massage? Why don't you just go to the spa?

You want me to come over and give you a massage? Why don't you just go to the spa?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Wanna shower? No thanks, I showered before I came over.

Wanna shower? No thanks, I showered before I came over.   Sexually Oblivious Rhino

masturbate? I bet you catch a lot of fish with that

masturbate? I bet you catch a lot of fish with that  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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