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You want me to come over and give you a massage? Why don't you just go to the spa?

You want me to come over and give you a massage? Why don't you just go to the spa? - You want me to come over and give you a massage? Why don't you just go to the spa? Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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Do I need a hand with that? Na, thanks for telling me though.

Do I need a hand with that? Na, thanks for telling me though.
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My roommate is gone. You can help me study for biology No thanks, I don't have that class

My roommate is gone. You can help me study for biology No thanks, I don't have that class
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I think i left my jacket in your room, can I come get it later? I don't think you've ever been in my room, but I looked around anyway. It's not here.

I think i left my jacket in your room, can I come get it later? I don't think you've ever been in my room, but I looked around anyway. It's not here.
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You're wet? Hold on, let me get you a towel.

You're wet? Hold on, let me get you a towel.
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Her:"I'm so wet right now!" Me:"You can come to my house... I have a towel you can borrow."

Her:
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i got you a tie rack for christmas now you don't have to hang them on your doorknob anymore

i got you a tie rack for christmas now you don't have to hang them on your doorknob anymore
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redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?

redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?
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go back to yours for drinks? but we're already at a bar

go back to yours for drinks? but we're already at a bar
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It's cold over here can I come under your covers It's about the same temperature here

It's cold over here can I come under your covers It's about the same temperature here
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let's go play a game in your bedroom No, I don't have any games in there

let's go play a game in your bedroom No, I don't have any games in there
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