Scumbag sheriff

passes you at 105mph on the interstate seen two exits down parked at waffle house

passes you at 105mph on the interstate seen two exits down parked at waffle house  Scumbag sheriff

refers to you as a terrorist in his report million dollar funding from homeland security and you never fly again

refers to you as a terrorist in his report million dollar funding from homeland security
and you never fly again  Scumbag sheriff

Pulls you over for going five over in school zone went 20 over to catch you

Pulls you over for going five over in school zone went 20 over to catch you  Scumbag sheriff

arrests you for drunk driving i'm gonna make you squeal like a pig

arrests you for drunk driving i'm gonna make you squeal like a pig  Scumbag sheriff

busts you for pot raging alcoholic

busts you for pot raging alcoholic  Scumbag sheriff

Code-3 enroute to Cinnabon Police-only rations for upcoming rapture.

Code-3 enroute to Cinnabon Police-only rations for upcoming rapture.  Scumbag sheriff

peace officer beats wife daily

peace officer beats wife daily  Scumbag sheriff

has messy sex in your bed rifles through your nightstand and finds your stash. You're under arrest.

has messy sex in your bed rifles through your nightstand and finds your stash.  You're under arrest.  Scumbag sheriff

Hears car backfire during Brenham County Parade Training kicks in: Opens fire on the spongebob float.

Hears car backfire during Brenham County Parade Training kicks in:  Opens fire on the spongebob float.  Scumbag sheriff

'YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING' IS COP

'YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING' IS COP  Scumbag sheriff
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