Scumbag nose

Refuses to give up any mucus when blown runs constantly

Refuses to give up any mucus when blown runs constantly  Scumbag nose

About to have sex bleeds

About to have sex bleeds  Scumbag nose

Goes all day without sneezing Waits until mouth is full of food

Goes all day without sneezing Waits until mouth is full of food
  Scumbag nose

Is stuffed up Still runny.

Is stuffed up Still runny.  Scumbag nose

Sees you holding in a fart sneezes

Sees you holding in a fart sneezes  Scumbag nose

Runs when you don't have any tissue on you Doesn't run at all when you have tissue

Runs when you don't have any tissue on you Doesn't run at all when you have tissue  Scumbag nose

Hey bro noticed you're stuck taking a test here, have the worst runny nose of your life

Hey bro noticed you're stuck taking a test  here, have the worst runny nose of your life  Scumbag nose

Oh, you are ready to leave for school? Wait. I just want to start bleeding for no apparent reason

Oh, you are ready to leave for school? Wait. I just want to start bleeding for no apparent reason  Scumbag nose

Starts whistling when you're about to fall asleep

Starts whistling when you're about to fall asleep  Scumbag nose

has millions of olfactory receptors can only smell weed and shit

has millions of olfactory receptors can only smell weed and shit  Scumbag nose
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