Scumbag Ted Mosby

gets put in the friend zone will not shut the fuck up about it

gets put in the friend zone will not shut the fuck up about it  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Encyclopaedia

 Encyclopaedia  Scumbag Ted Mosby

owns and wears a pair of red cowboy boots still gets laid

owns and wears a pair of red cowboy boots still gets laid  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Teaches architecture at Columbia doesn't have a PHD

Teaches architecture at Columbia doesn't have a PHD  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Tells his kids 23 year old story Has Near total recall

Tells his kids 23 year old story Has Near total recall   Scumbag Ted Mosby

takes hours to 'do' hair then fixes hair after

takes hours to 'do' hair then fixes hair after  Scumbag Ted Mosby

has tv show made about him becomes least popular character on his own show

has tv show made about him becomes least popular character on his own show  Scumbag Ted Mosby

beta as fuck

 beta as fuck  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Meets wife when he is 35 starts telling the story from when he was in college

Meets wife when he is 35 starts telling the story from when he was in college  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Is married with two children Obsessively thinks about and remembers every single other woman that he's ever been remotely attracted to

Is married with two children Obsessively thinks about and remembers every single other woman that he's ever been remotely attracted to  Scumbag Ted Mosby
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