Scumbag Shoe

Makes amazingly realistic fart sound Refuses to repeat to prove innocence

Makes amazingly realistic fart sound Refuses to repeat to prove innocence  Scumbag Shoe

Oh, you're playing kickball? Let me grow 3 sizes too large so I can fly off your foot

Oh, you're playing kickball? Let me grow 3 sizes too large so I can fly off your foot  Scumbag Shoe

"Water resistant" socks are soaked

Wet and muddy Shoelace comes undone

Wet and muddy Shoelace comes undone  Scumbag Shoe

I'm gonna call my dog shoe

I'm gonna call my dog shoe   Scumbag Shoe

name your dog shoe

name your dog shoe   Scumbag Shoe

Called "boat shoes" Not water proof

Called

Need it so you don't walk barefoot on rocks. Rocks end up in them anyways.

Need it so you don't walk barefoot on rocks. Rocks end up in them anyways.  Scumbag Shoe

Slips off easily while lace is tied Cripples your foot while trying to slip back on

Slips off easily while lace is tied Cripples your foot while trying to slip back on  Scumbag Shoe

I know you hate it when I pull your socks off So I put a twist in it

I know you hate it when I pull your socks off So I put a twist in it  Scumbag Shoe
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