Scumbag Dumbledore

Just a few words before we begin our feast: "harry" "Potter" "sucks"

Just a few words before we begin our feast:

Welcome to king burger where we can do it your way But DON'T get crazy.

Welcome to king burger where we can do it your way But DON'T get crazy.  Scumbag Dumbledore

Hire ex-death eater Tell nobody

Hire ex-death eater Tell nobody  Scumbag Dumbledore

Hogwarts was full of trolls, 8 feet tall spiders and basilisk Still, students never went on a strike

Hogwarts was full of trolls, 8 feet tall spiders and basilisk Still, students never went on a strike  Scumbag Dumbledore

I swear no one has died this year... yet.

I swear no one has died this year... yet.  Scumbag Dumbledore

Teaches Magic tricks to Voldemort.

Teaches Magic tricks to Voldemort.  Scumbag Dumbledore

Everybody!!! chill the fuck out. I AM DUMBLEDORE. i got this.

Everybody!!!
chill the fuck out. I AM DUMBLEDORE.
i got this.   Scumbag Dumbledore

See the space above me? All the fucks I don't give

See the space above me? All the fucks I don't give  Scumbag Dumbledore

In charge of students' safety Goes missing in times of trouble

In charge of students' safety Goes missing in times of trouble  Scumbag Dumbledore

Break all the rules? 10 points for gryffindor

Break all the rules? 10 points for gryffindor  Scumbag Dumbledore
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