Just a few words before we begin our feast: "harry" "Potter" "sucks"

Just a few words before we begin our feast:

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can use magic to clean up any mess instantly makes mr filch clean hogwarts with physical labor

can use magic to clean up any mess instantly makes mr filch clean hogwarts with physical labor

Harry disobeyed every school rule? 50 points for gryffindor.

Harry disobeyed every school rule? 50 points for gryffindor.

Harry disobeyed every school rule? 50 points for gryffindor.

Harry disobeyed every school rule? 50 points for gryffindor.

I'm sorry about your parents, but no spell can reawaken the dead, harry. I trust you know that. Except for the resurrection stone. I'll keep that to myself.

I'm sorry about your parents, but no spell can reawaken the dead, harry. I trust you know that. Except for the resurrection stone. I'll keep that to myself.

"Hogwarts accepts all types of wizards" only two black wizards in whole school

"Student safety is my top priority" Repeatedly hires unstable and dangerous professors.

World's most powerful wizard Sends children to defeat his enemies

World's most powerful wizard Sends children to defeat his enemies

Knows Sirius Black didn't kill your parents Lets you figure it out by yourself

Knows Sirius Black didn't kill your parents Lets you figure it out by yourself

Yes Nicholas, I can protect your Sorcerors Stone... Except from three eleven year olds.

Yes Nicholas, I can protect your Sorcerors Stone... Except from three eleven year olds.

keeps harry safe at shitty abusive uncle's house

keeps harry safe at shitty abusive uncle's house
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