Scumbag Coldplay

We don't always write songs about strawberry swings But when we do they're fucking beautiful

We don't always write songs about strawberry swings But when we do they're fucking beautiful  Scumbag Coldplay

Make a music video of the lead singer unicycling in an elephant costume

Make a music video of the lead singer unicycling in an elephant costume  Scumbag Coldplay

Are worth millions Go to concert by tube

Are worth millions Go to concert by tube  Scumbag Coldplay

PLAYS A TRIBUTE SONG FOR MCA PLAYS A SONG THAT THE BEASTIE BOYS THEMSELVES SAID "SUCKS"

PLAYS A TRIBUTE SONG FOR MCA PLAYS A SONG THAT THE BEASTIE BOYS THEMSELVES SAID

Makes you feel so damn good gotta listen to something really fucking sad to balance out

Makes you feel so damn good gotta listen to something really fucking sad to balance out  Scumbag Coldplay

Announce 2nd show because first was sold out That's 50,000 more tickets you won't be able to buy

Announce 2nd show because first was sold out That's 50,000 more tickets you won't be able to buy  Scumbag Coldplay

Has access to tons of drugs "Nah, we're better than that"

Has access to tons of drugs

Create a media frenzy Over glowing wristbands

Create a media frenzy Over glowing wristbands  Scumbag Coldplay

Hey look, birds flying at the speed of sound Now we know how it all began

Hey look, birds flying at the speed of sound Now we know how it all began  Scumbag Coldplay

Doesn't run wild Glows in the dark anyway

Doesn't run wild Glows in the dark anyway  Scumbag Coldplay
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