Scumbag Brain

Your boyfriend is seriously watching the olympics? Let me think of 1,000 things I want to talk to him about.

Your boyfriend is seriously watching the olympics? Let me think of 1,000 things I want to talk to him about.  Scumbag Brain

Hey you have an early class tomorrow? Lets wake you up at 4AM and not fall asleep for another 2 hours.

Hey you have an early class tomorrow? Lets wake you up at 4AM and not fall asleep for another 2 hours.  Scumbag Brain

"Oh, you dreamt you got in a fight? Here's some adrenaline so you can't fall back asleep"

Refuses to go to sleep at night Refuses to wake up in the morning

Refuses to go to sleep at night Refuses to wake up in the morning  Scumbag Brain

Hold full drink carefully Parkinsons mode: activated

Hold full drink carefully Parkinsons mode: activated  Scumbag Brain

nothing real to scare you? let's think about velociraptors

nothing real to scare you? let's think about velociraptors  Scumbag Brain

wants to sleep tries to solve life's mysteries instead

wants to sleep tries to solve life's mysteries instead   Scumbag Brain

"hey remember that awesome dream you just had?" "now you don't"

Fully aware it's June in a few days Let's get some Christmas Carols stuck up in here!

Fully aware it's June in a few days Let's get some Christmas Carols stuck up in here!  Scumbag Brain

I need to get off Reddit if I ever want to get any work done... Hey, I should make a meme about that...

I need to get off Reddit if I ever want to get any work done... Hey, I should make a meme about that...  Scumbag Brain
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