Scumbag Advice God

makes adam and eve and tells them they can do what ever they want except for eat from the forbidden tree creates satan knowing he'll do everything he can to get adam and eve to eat the forbidden fruit

makes adam and eve and tells them they can do what ever they want except for eat from the forbidden tree creates satan knowing he'll do everything he can to get adam and eve to eat the forbidden fruit  Scumbag Advice God

Creates everything in seven days Allows man's nuclear technology to persist and possibly destroy everything in a matter of seconds

Creates everything in seven days  Allows man's nuclear technology to persist and possibly destroy everything in a matter of seconds  Scumbag Advice God

Oh you don't want Issac to hit the RNC? Sure, I'll just send it to New Orleans...

Oh you don't want Issac to hit the RNC? Sure, I'll just send it to New Orleans...  Scumbag Advice God

Thou shalt have no other god before me! yes envy is a deadly sin, what's your point?

Thou shalt have no other god before me! yes envy is a deadly sin, what's your point?  Scumbag Advice God

People have no homes or food? Fuck that, i'll just guide Tim Tebow

People have no homes or food? Fuck that, i'll just guide Tim Tebow  Scumbag Advice God

Gives Option Of Free Will Sends you to hell for being an atheist

Gives Option Of Free Will Sends you to hell for being an atheist   Scumbag Advice God

Created Scumbag Steve In his image

Created Scumbag Steve In his image  Scumbag Advice God

Impregnates another man's woman Foresakes his only son

Impregnates another man's woman Foresakes his only son  Scumbag Advice God

gives people free will "obey me or burn for eternity!"

gives people free will

creates universe in six days spends the rest of eternity fucking with us

creates universe in six days spends the rest of eternity fucking with us  Scumbag Advice God
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