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Scumbag Advice God

If I bring you to it, I will bring you through it Unless I don't

If I bring you to it, I will bring you through it Unless I don't Scumbag Advice God
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writes instructions for humanity contradict self 1000+ times

writes instructions for humanity contradict self 1000+ times Scumbag Advice God
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"Thou shall not covet your neighbors belongings" Is a Jealous god
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Creates Kittens Kills one every time you Masturbate

Creates Kittens Kills one every time you Masturbate Scumbag Advice God
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Creates humans, masters of logic and reason Requires non-evidence based faith to believe in him.

Creates humans, masters of logic and reason Requires non-evidence based faith to believe in him. Scumbag Advice God
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Makes masturbation a sin

Makes masturbation a sin Scumbag Advice God
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created the entire universe in 6 days did not bother to write the bible himself

created the entire universe in 6 days did not bother to write the bible himself Scumbag Advice God
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Knows what your going to say before you say it Still makes you say it

Knows what your going to say before you say it Still makes you say it Scumbag Advice God
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Could've made the entire creation an eternal paradise of 24/7 ecstatic ever-new bliss greater than 1 million times the peak sexual experience, where nothing dies and humans are made of pure immortal light, having unlimited wisdom and creative power over

Could've made the entire creation an eternal paradise of 24/7 ecstatic ever-new bliss greater than 1 million times the peak sexual experience, where nothing dies and humans are made of pure immortal light, having unlimited wisdom and creative power over Scumbag Advice God
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Creates light, says it's good banishes "bringer of light" to hell

Creates light, says it's good banishes
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