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Could've made the entire creation an eternal paradise of 24/7 ecstatic ever-new bliss greater than 1 million times the peak sexual experience, where nothing dies and humans are made of pure immortal light, having unlimited wisdom and creative power over

Could've made the entire creation an eternal paradise of 24/7 ecstatic ever-new bliss greater than 1 million times the peak sexual experience, where nothing dies and humans are made of pure immortal light, having unlimited wisdom and creative power over - Could've made the entire creation an eternal paradise of 24/7 ecstatic ever-new bliss greater than 1 million times the peak sexual experience, where nothing dies and humans are made of pure immortal light, having unlimited wisdom and creative power over Scumbag Advice God
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Kills thousands of Egyptians to free his chosen people from the horrors of slavery Later Gives instructions to his chosen people allowing them to own slaves

Kills thousands of Egyptians to free his chosen people from the horrors of slavery Later Gives instructions to his chosen people allowing them to own slaves
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you have free will, worship me or burn in hell also i predetermine whether or not you worship me, so fuck you

you have free will, worship me or burn in hell also i predetermine whether or not you worship me, so fuck you
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makes pride one of the seven deadly sins sends you to hell if you don't worship him

makes pride one of the seven deadly sins sends you to hell if you don't worship him
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Does nothing about imprisoned teenage girls for 10 years takes all the praise when they are rescued

Does nothing about imprisoned teenage girls for 10 years takes all the praise when they are rescued
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Decides to cure AIDS at the same time scientists did

Decides to cure AIDS at the same time scientists did
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disobeyed by 2 people blames everyone who will ever exist

disobeyed by 2 people blames everyone who will ever exist
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Hears prayers about sending aid to Africa Gives them plenty of aids

Hears prayers about sending aid to Africa Gives them plenty of aids
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Creates people who don't believe in him gets angry at people who don't believe in him

Creates people who don't believe in him gets angry at people who don't believe in him
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Destroys a sinful world in a huge flood then allows an identical world to develop after the flood

Destroys a sinful world in a huge flood then allows an identical world to develop after the flood
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I JUST KILLED YOUR WIFE AND KIDS IN A CAR ACCIDENT... CAUZ I GOT BIG PLANS FOR YA BRA.

I JUST KILLED YOUR WIFE AND KIDS IN A CAR ACCIDENT... CAUZ I GOT BIG PLANS FOR YA BRA.
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