Regretful Rodney

Put a bottle rocket in my ass because the guys thought it would be awesome just got out of the hospital after several skin grafts and an artificial anus

Put a bottle rocket in my ass because the guys thought it would be awesome just got out of the hospital after several skin grafts and an artificial anus  Regretful Rodney

They always say the 3rd times the charm I already had 2 felonies

They always say the 3rd times the charm I already had 2 felonies  Regretful Rodney

got drunk and wanted to party killed a family of 4 when I lost control of my car

got drunk and wanted to party killed a family of 4 when I lost control of my car   Regretful Rodney

Shit in the shower and stomped it down the drain Drain clogged and now i am standing in a pool of shit water

Shit in the shower and stomped it down the drain Drain clogged and now i am standing in a pool of shit water  Regretful Rodney

My dog would not stop barking so i gave it a small kick just killed my best friend

My dog would not stop barking so i gave it a small kick just killed my best friend  Regretful Rodney

I thought it would be funny to say "Bitch, make me a sandwich" She left me

I thought it would be funny to say

was really horny and decided to taste my own semen now i know what semen tastes like

was really horny and decided to taste my own semen now i know what semen tastes like  Regretful Rodney

Sent her a pic of my penis She turned me in to the police

Sent her a pic of my penis She turned me in to the police  Regretful Rodney
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