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My penis is so big It goes from a-z on any keyboard

My penis is so big It goes from a-z on any keyboard  Pickup-Line Panda

Treat me like a pirate And Gimme that booty

Treat me like a pirate And Gimme that booty  Pickup-Line Panda

YOU HAVE CAR INSURANCE? CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET REAR-ENDED

YOU HAVE CAR INSURANCE? CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET REAR-ENDED  Pickup-Line Panda

Girl, do you have a fucking problem? I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT

Girl, do you have a fucking problem? I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT  Pickup-Line Panda

How You like your eggs? Fried or fertilized?

How You like your eggs? Fried or fertilized?  Pickup-Line Panda

DO YOU LIKE KRISPY KREME? 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO GLAZE YOUR DONUT

DO YOU LIKE KRISPY KREME? 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO GLAZE YOUR DONUT  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey guys I have an erection.

Hey guys I have an erection.  Pickup-Line Panda

Can you catch? 'cos you've got 2 balls comin' atcha

Can you catch? 'cos you've got 2 balls comin' atcha  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you in my math class? Because come have sex with me

Are you in my math class? Because come have sex with me  Pickup-Line Panda

Damn girl, that ass so fat I'ma have to take a pandarama

Damn girl, that ass so fat I'ma have to take a pandarama  Pickup-Line Panda
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