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How You like your eggs? Fried or fertilized?

How You like your eggs? Fried or fertilized? - How You like your eggs? Fried or fertilized? Pickup-Line Panda
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I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT

I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT
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I may not be the best looking guy here But im the only one talking to you

I may not be the best looking guy here But im the only one talking to you
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GIRL, YOU SHOULD SELL HOTDOGS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WEINER STAND

GIRL, YOU SHOULD SELL HOTDOGS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WEINER STAND
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do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash your pussy

do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash your pussy
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What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? women

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? women
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"Would you like to dance?" "with you? no" no, no, I don't think you heard me I said "you look fat in those pants"
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my dick in your butt

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my dick in your butt
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i'm not too picky, I ask for only one thing in a woman my penis

i'm not too picky, I ask for only one thing in a woman my penis
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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits
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Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile disfunction

Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile disfunction
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