Physics jokes Sheldon

A cop pulls over a physicist and asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" He replies; "No, but I know my position."

A cop pulls over a physicist and asks

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side!  Physics jokes Sheldon

How sure was the nucleus that he had lost an electron? He was positive.

How sure was the nucleus that he had lost an electron? He was positive.  Physics jokes Sheldon

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?" He replies; "For you, no charge!"

A neutron walks into a bar and asks

When exiting the room, Please extinguish the photon emitters.

When exiting the room, Please extinguish the photon emitters.  Physics jokes Sheldon

The NIAn cat Says Mu!

The NIAn cat Says Mu!  Physics jokes Sheldon

I'm going to a seminar on time travel Two weeks ago.

I'm going to a seminar on time travel Two weeks ago.  Physics jokes Sheldon

Majored in physics nothing more to say

Majored in physics nothing more to say  Physics jokes Sheldon
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