Oblivious Suburban Xmas Mom

All the neighborhood boys offered to stuff My stocking.

All the neighborhood boys offered to stuff My stocking.  Oblivious Suburban Xmas Mom

tell the truth you are really just upvoting boobs!

tell the truth you are really just upvoting boobs!  Oblivious Suburban Xmas Mom

The men in my neighborhood are so nice I'm the only woman invited to poker night!

The men in my neighborhood are so nice I'm the only woman invited to poker night!  Oblivious Suburban Xmas Mom

Less text You're welcome.

Less text You're welcome.  Oblivious Suburban Xmas Mom

Apparently Mistletoe looks just like dandelions

Apparently Mistletoe looks just like dandelions  Oblivious Suburban Xmas Mom

My neighbor must be having money problems He cut that tree down that was between our houses. Now I can see right into his bedroom. He said he needed the firewood.

My neighbor must be having money problems He cut that tree down that was between our houses. Now I can see right into his bedroom. He said he needed the firewood.  Oblivious Suburban Xmas Mom

All the neighborhood boys are in such good cheer They bought me this costume for Christmas!

All the neighborhood boys are in such good cheer They bought me this costume for Christmas!  Oblivious Suburban Xmas Mom

I saw several of the neighborhood boys just outside my bedroom window They must have come to sing carols!

I saw several of the neighborhood boys just outside my bedroom window They must have come to sing carols!  Oblivious Suburban Xmas Mom

Santa Told me I was Naugthy How Nice

Santa Told me I was Naugthy How Nice  Oblivious Suburban Xmas Mom

My neighbor asked me to try his new Striper Pole. I'm not sure you can catch fish in December.

My neighbor asked me to try his new Striper Pole. I'm not sure you can catch fish in December.  Oblivious Suburban Xmas Mom
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