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Septic tank breakdown? What a bunch of crap.

Septic tank breakdown? What a bunch of crap.  Lame Pun Coon

Physically abused while in a wheelchair? Roll with the punches!

Physically abused while in a wheelchair? Roll with the punches!  Lame Pun Coon

Joseph late? Joseph stalin'

Joseph late? Joseph stalin'  Lame Pun Coon

Want to learn falconry, but out of falcons Ad hoc

Want to learn falconry, but out of falcons Ad hoc  Lame Pun Coon

Why did the transcendentalist never get food poisoning? Because when he cooked his food, he was always very Thoreau!

Why did the transcendentalist never get food poisoning? Because when he cooked his food, he was always very Thoreau!  Lame Pun Coon

I got my large circumference from too much pi

I got my large circumference from too much pi  Lame Pun Coon

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.  Lame Pun Coon

I was going to tell a dead baby joke but I decided to abort

I was going to tell a dead baby joke but I decided to abort  Lame Pun Coon

Brandon sucks DICK!!!

Brandon sucks DICK!!!  Lame Pun Coon

Why do we weigh fish? They already have their own scales

Why do we weigh fish? They already have their own scales  Lame Pun Coon
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