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Why did the transcendentalist never get food poisoning? Because when he cooked his food, he was always very Thoreau!

Why did the transcendentalist never get food poisoning? Because when he cooked his food, he was always very Thoreau! - Why did the transcendentalist never get food poisoning? Because when he cooked his food, he was always very Thoreau! Lame Pun Coon
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The man who created "knock knock" jokes deserves a "no-bell" prize.

The man who created
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Record for the smallest penis? Must be hard to beat!

Record for the smallest penis? Must be hard to beat!
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My girlfriend changed after she became a vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore

My girlfriend changed after she became a vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore
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She said I was just average. How mean.

She said I was just average. How mean.
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Why don't I believe in the bible? I REDDIT

Why don't I believe in the bible? I REDDIT
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How Much Do Dead Batteries Cost Nothing, They're Free of Charge

How Much Do Dead Batteries Cost Nothing, They're Free of Charge
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I DO NOT ENJOY COMPUTER JOKES NOT ONE BIT

I DO NOT ENJOY COMPUTER JOKES NOT ONE BIT
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Just got dumped by my cross-eyed girlfriend said she wasn't looking forward to see me

Just got dumped by my cross-eyed girlfriend said she wasn't looking forward to see me
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Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp she's probably thick and tired of it

Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp she's probably thick and tired of it
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Why did the bike fall over? It was two-tired

Why did the bike fall over? It was two-tired
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