Kirk

i don't always do colored women but when i do, i prefer green

i don't always do colored women but when i do, i prefer green  Kirk

I don't always install software packages But when I do, I prefer Enterprise edition

I don't always install software packages But when I do, 
I prefer Enterprise edition   Kirk

I don't always drink Romulan Ale But when I do, I prefer it in Kahns

I don't always drink
 Romulan Ale But when I do, 
I prefer it in Kahns  Kirk

5 red shirted crewmembers die Still laughs at the end of every episode

5 red shirted crewmembers die  Still laughs at the end of every episode  Kirk

Hard as fuck didn't see the field

Hard as fuck didn't see the field  Kirk

I should... Be... In more... MEMES

I should... Be...  In more... MEMES  Kirk

explores strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations and always has to hook up with the very hottest females

explores strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations and always has to hook up with the very hottest females  Kirk

"You don't tug on superman's cape, you don't spit in to the wind, you don't pull the mask off and old lone ranger." And you don't mess around with Jim

Goes on important starfleet away mission Hooks up with aliens

Goes on important starfleet away mission Hooks up with aliens  Kirk

Doesn't care if you are black, white, red, yellow or green Bangs the green one

Doesn't care if you are black, white, red, yellow or green Bangs the green one  Kirk
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