Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Oh, Stirling? WE KEEP HIM IN THE "OVERWEIGHT DUNGEON MASTER LOOKING HACK" SECTION

Oh, Stirling? WE KEEP HIM IN THE

Bold Fresh? we sell books here. Not salad dressing.

Bold Fresh? we sell books here. Not salad dressing.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I'm looking for a book... Oh really? You're the first today!

I'm looking for a book...  Oh really? You're the first today!    Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

i see you're looking at manga just watch the anime

i see you're looking at manga just watch the anime  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want to read Twilight and you're 9 years old? Are you ready for "THE TALK" yet? No? Didn't think so. Come over here and let me show you some books which are really worth reading...

You want to read Twilight and you're 9 years old? Are you ready for

Hey babe

 Hey babe  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

"How to Kill a mockingbird"? Sorry, we don't have that in stock.

No, ma'am, it's not a dirty book And I can't tell "moby Dick's" author to change the title because he's dead

No, ma'am, it's not a dirty book And I can't tell

The new Falkner book that oprah recommended? Falkner's still writing? DAmn he's good.

The new Falkner book that oprah recommended? Falkner's still writing? DAmn he's good.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I just got the new Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck books at 70% off! Winning

I just got the new Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck books at 70% off! Winning  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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