Jackass Boyfriend

You pull over at night to allow your Jack ass boyfriend to pee He stands in the headlights of the car with his wang out

You pull over at night to allow your Jack ass boyfriend to pee He stands in the headlights of the car with his wang out  Jackass Boyfriend

goes to the animal shelter to adopt rats brings back two that weigh 5 pounds each and gets mad when you call them "fat"

goes to the animal shelter to adopt rats brings back two that weigh 5 pounds each and gets mad when you call them

Please pick up X at store for me Oh, you want me to pay for that?

Please pick up X at store for me Oh, you want me to pay for that?  Jackass Boyfriend

feeds his rats taco bell wonders why they're fat

feeds his rats taco bell wonders why they're fat  Jackass Boyfriend

"don't take your car to the garage, I can fix it" breaks your car even more in the process.

Please pick up X at store for me Oh, you want me to pay for that? Caption 3 goes here

Please pick up X at store for me Oh, you want me to pay for that? Caption 3 goes here  Jackass Boyfriend

uses words like "bromo sapiens" wonders why you never listen to him

uses words like

5 minutes to talk doesnt talk browses reddit

5 minutes to talk doesnt talk 
browses reddit  Jackass Boyfriend

in the middle of an argument "Baby, I love you, and I'm sorry that you're such a bitch."

in the middle of an argument

wants to meet you in l.a. before you leave the country for 5 months says "he forgot"

wants to meet you in l.a. before you leave the country for 5 months says
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