Hipster Alejandro

I love Squirtell Squirtelling my cum into a man's asshole.

I love Squirtell Squirtelling my cum into a man's asshole.  Hipster Alejandro

goes as franker furter to rocky horror picture show haters wish they were as hot as him.

goes as franker furter to rocky horror picture show haters wish they were as hot as him.  Hipster Alejandro

Tries to defend himself in memes accidentally left an extra caption on.

Tries to defend himself in memes accidentally left an extra caption on.  Hipster Alejandro

Sets up a fancy dinner party and invites friends he has none.

Sets up a fancy dinner party and invites friends he has none.  Hipster Alejandro

Shows off his creative side by wearing mismatched shoes He stole them.

Shows off his creative side by wearing mismatched shoes He stole them.  Hipster Alejandro

Wants to go back to the 60's Doesn't know what a TARDIS is.

Wants to go back to the 60's Doesn't know what a TARDIS is.  Hipster Alejandro

Has been made into over 100 mean memes A BABY JUST FARTED IN MY MOUTH

Has been made into over 100 mean memes A BABY JUST FARTED IN MY MOUTH  Hipster Alejandro

begs to cuddle on facebook... Only guys respond!

begs to cuddle on facebook... Only guys respond!  Hipster Alejandro

walks into diesel do you like pokeballs?

walks into diesel do you like pokeballs?  Hipster Alejandro

Starts "Cutting Edge" band projects They never pan out.

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