Hipster Alejandro

Has sheet music tattooed on arm can't read music.

Has sheet music tattooed on arm can't read music.  Hipster Alejandro

"Naked women sure are hot" "When they wear a strap-on"

Gets a Folk Punk Tattoo Is a Mod Overnight

Gets a Folk Punk Tattoo Is a Mod Overnight  Hipster Alejandro

NOT SURE IF I'M INTIMIDATINGLY ATTRACTIVE OR JUST UGLY

NOT SURE IF I'M INTIMIDATINGLY ATTRACTIVE OR JUST UGLY  Hipster Alejandro

Carries Yu-gi-oh! cards around his neck at all times No one will ever duel him.

Carries Yu-gi-oh! cards around his neck at all times No one will ever duel him.  Hipster Alejandro

DON'T BLAME HIM HES MEXICAN!

DON'T BLAME HIM HES MEXICAN!  Hipster Alejandro

Sucking dick is so mainstream Let me give you a blumpkin!

Sucking dick is so mainstream Let me give you a blumpkin!  Hipster Alejandro

Makes fun of hipsters worked at zumiez

Makes fun of hipsters worked at zumiez  Hipster Alejandro

How does a guy get so many girls? Pokemon is a sport too.

How does a guy get so many girls? Pokemon is a sport too.  Hipster Alejandro

Doesn't fear prison likes being fucked in the ass.

Doesn't fear prison likes being fucked in the ass.  Hipster Alejandro
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