Hipster Alejandro

Boasts about being straight-edge descended from long line of alcoholics.

Boasts about being straight-edge descended from long line of alcoholics.  Hipster Alejandro

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Didn't know what a meme was until 18 hours ago already a pro with meme generators Caption 3 goes here Caption 3 goes here Caption 3 goes here  Hipster Alejandro

Makes fun of hipsters Wears skinny jeans and a beanie everyday

Makes fun of hipsters Wears skinny jeans and a beanie everyday  Hipster Alejandro

Plans on getting matching tattoos with his sweetie she leaves him.

Plans on getting matching tattoos with his sweetie she leaves him.  Hipster Alejandro

Fondled a chick in vegas Her cock was rock hard

Fondled a chick in vegas Her cock was rock hard  Hipster Alejandro

Met him once Only talked about how everyone wants to fuck him. He is so deep.

Met him once Only talked about how everyone wants to fuck him. He is so deep.  Hipster Alejandro

THINKS HE IS WORLDLY AND CULTURED. NEVER LEFT ILLINOIS

THINKS HE IS WORLDLY
AND CULTURED.  NEVER LEFT ILLINOIS  Hipster Alejandro

Just crapped his pants No one notices, he already smelled like shit.

Just crapped his pants No one notices, he already smelled like shit.  Hipster Alejandro

Napoleon Complex For those with a tiny penis

Napoleon Complex For those with a tiny penis  Hipster Alejandro

Alejandro He fucking sucks

             Alejandro           He fucking sucks  Hipster Alejandro
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