Hipster Alejandro

Got 20 followers on tumblr "I AM INTERWEBZ GOD."

Got 20 followers on tumblr

meets girl from overseas online. next day relationship status: engaged

meets girl from overseas online.  next day relationship status: engaged  Hipster Alejandro

Rock Lee, Gideon Graves and Mad Mod have a threesome Give birth to Alejandro

Rock Lee, Gideon Graves and Mad Mod have a threesome Give birth to Alejandro  Hipster Alejandro

claims he has online girlfriend anonymous tumblr whore

claims he has online girlfriend anonymous tumblr whore  Hipster Alejandro

Tries to defend himself against haters, insisting he's actually nice and cool dude. But really is kinda of a douche in real life. Seriously, what do you have against heavy metal people Alejandro?

Tries to defend himself against haters, insisting he's actually nice and cool dude.    But really is kinda of a douche in real life.   Seriously, what do you have against heavy metal people  Alejandro?  Hipster Alejandro

Totally listens to vinyls. Plays records at the wrong speeds.

Totally listens to vinyls. Plays records at the wrong speeds.  Hipster Alejandro

Cheats on fiancee MONOGAMY'S TOO MAINSTREAM

Cheats on fiancee MONOGAMY'S TOO MAINSTREAM  Hipster Alejandro

Buys hipster clothes because he ripped his shirt jumping the border

Buys hipster clothes because he ripped his shirt jumping the border  Hipster Alejandro

Acts like memes dont bother him constantly updates tumblr about newest ones

Acts like memes dont bother him constantly updates tumblr about newest ones  Hipster Alejandro

creates meme to fuck with haters ACCIDENTALLY LEAVES THIRD CAPTION

creates meme to fuck with haters ACCIDENTALLY LEAVES THIRD CAPTION   Hipster Alejandro
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