Hipster Alejandro

Jokes about liking to beat off That's all he can do.

Jokes about liking to beat off That's all he can do.  Hipster Alejandro

Too much schoolwork, college loan debt, parents getting divorced. Somehow different from other people his age.

Too much schoolwork, college loan debt, parents getting divorced. Somehow different from other people his age.  Hipster Alejandro

I like my boys like I like my room. Spic and span.

I like my boys like I like my room. Spic and span.  Hipster Alejandro

Proposed in college to a girl Slept around with countless others during that time.

Proposed in college to a girl Slept around with countless others during that time.  Hipster Alejandro

Complains everyone judges him judges everyone else

Complains everyone judges him judges everyone else  Hipster Alejandro

Falls in love with people on Tumblr We don't mean fictional characters. We mean 16 year olds.

Falls in love with people on Tumblr We don't mean fictional characters. We mean 16 year olds.  Hipster Alejandro

wears hats that's cool, right?

wears hats that's cool, right?  Hipster Alejandro

Everyone thinks he's a douchebag is a douchebag

Everyone thinks he's a douchebag is a douchebag  Hipster Alejandro

Complains about immaturity NAMEDROPS CONSTANTLY

Complains about immaturity NAMEDROPS CONSTANTLY  Hipster Alejandro

SAYS THIS NEEDS TO END NOW "WAIT LET ME JUST LINK THIS MEME FIVE MORE TIMES"

SAYS THIS NEEDS TO END NOW
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