Happy Crassus

Don't be a sad slave Be a happy crassus

Don't be a sad slave Be a happy crassus  Happy Crassus

Gives Julius Caesar money To throw parties

Gives Julius Caesar money To throw parties  Happy Crassus

Spartacus started this war. I'll end it

Spartacus started this war. I'll end it  Happy Crassus

Go to Parthia for victory and glory Die

Go to Parthia for victory and glory Die  Happy Crassus

My helmet does not fit correctly I guess that's ok

My helmet does not fit correctly I guess that's ok  Happy Crassus

Richest man in Rome Molten Gold enema

Richest man in Rome Molten Gold enema  Happy Crassus

Stop a slave Rebellion Pompey gets the credit

Stop a slave Rebellion Pompey gets the credit  Happy Crassus

Lose minor skirmish Decimation

Lose minor skirmish Decimation  Happy Crassus

Conquers Rome in 82 BC No one cares

Conquers Rome in 82 BC No one cares  Happy Crassus

Half dead slave crying on a cross Smile for the camera

Half dead slave crying on a cross Smile for the camera  Happy Crassus
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